I'm a (redacted) stuck in a meat vessel

This is what I do to avoid doing stuff

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bloodfeatherz:

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cute-pluto:

ive just been born into the world what are some good games for beginners

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this one won goty five yrs in a row and i heard its got awesome ratings

Tier List

S Tier: Green Line - High up and long circular motions are the sauce. Absolute banger.

A Tier: Blue Line - Nothing special in terms of line structure, but the texture on the beads are what make this one so great

B Tier: Yellow Line - The Right Angled motions are honestly mesmerizing

C Tier: Orange Line - The Vertical Up and Down motions can be fun but it just comes across as clunky

F Tier: Red Line - What are you even doing

are you fucking kidding me the red line beads are a FAR more compelling texture than the blue line. “oh but the red line is booring.” the appeal is in how it interacts with and highlights the other lines you philistine. without the red line there’s no cohesion at all. read a book.

Literally hop off. Red doesn’t even use gravity as an element in the main route. Orange is one of the only three lines (with green and yellow) to actually use gravity to add complexity to the route, and is honestly an underrated pick. Have fun playing “push left” simulator with red. Idiot.

tags reading "things heating up in the pediatrician's waiting room."

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yournewfriendshouse:

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Another fun thing I do with customers - specifically parents of very small children who don’t know they’re alive yet - is directly imply I think the coffee is for the baby, not the parent. and lemme tell you, like 70% of parents eat that shit up. They immediately go along with the bit and start discussing it with their newborn child, while the baby just stares at us like 😮

reply from tumblruser zombeikid ‘I love doing this with beer. Guy comes up with a 12 pack and his infant and I'm always like I don't think the kid's old enough, I need some ID. They always think its great. Sometimes the dads will scold me saying that the baby is their best drinking partner and some of them scold the babies for being alcoholics as infants’ALT

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birlinterrupted:

The guy from Weezer having an AI bot run his Twitter and it resulting in a promise of a weezer femboy song

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Along w it going rogue and coming out as trans

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Is like one of the funnier things to result from the current machine learning craze

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